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Triple 9 (2016) - ★★★☆☆


This movie started out as a major snoozefest, but got a little better as it went on. It comes very close to being the kind of pranky heist film that I tend to enjoy, but it tried a little too hard to be dark and gritty. I don't like movies where everyone is sweaty all the time.

It also relied too much on the audience's presumed love of Woody Harrelson to build sympathy for and interest in his character, whose death is meant to be disturbing and thought provoking, but only mattered to me because of how much I love Woody. While that may have worked in my case, it is definitely cheating in the character development department! 

As far as cop movies go, this one is fine, but it's really nothing special (but it did have way fewer feet in it than Rampart, so points to director John Hillcoat for that. 


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